EPIC "Historic Gladiator Battle" Decal

⚔️ Khan vs Fluffy – Diesel vs Supercharged. Gorilla vs Werewolf. Legend vs Lunatic. ⚔️

This ain't just a decal — it's a historical record of the most unhinged, throttle-happy rivalry the trails have ever known. Two Jeep Gladiators. Two wildly different beasts. One decal to honor the chaos.

🎨 In the blue corner:
🦍 KHAN – Hydro Blue Diesel Juggernaut
A rolling wall of torque and judgment. Throttle happy & NO FEAR! Smells like diesel and dominance. Khan didn’t race — he conquered, one thunderous, low-RPM crawl at a time. Could tow a mountain... well probably not.

🎨 In the grey corner:
🐺 FLUFFY – Sting Grey, Supercharged Maniac
Adorably named. The driving? Unhinged. Boosted to the moon, loud enough to upset wildlife two states over, and fast enough to make poor decisions before the rev limiter even kicked in.  All while devouring camshafts and corndogs.  Fluffy didn’t trail ride — he attacked.

Throw this decal on your rig and immediately gain:

🧨 +30% Trail Mayhem Energy
⚙️ +20% More Dramatic Engine Debates at Camp
🌪️ +100% Chance Strangers Will Ask, “Wait, why the giant decal on the side?”
🍻 +1 Legendary Story to Drop Casually Around the Fire

This isn’t about brands. This isn’t about trim levels.
This is about one silly Canadian vs another.

Perfect for your back window, toolbox, or shrine to off-road ridiculousness.

Warning: May result in sudden urges to name your vehicle, rev it unnecessarily, or challenge someone to a duel in the parking lot of a hardware store.

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Pick a side. Embrace the madness. Respect the myth.